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Dave Eggars

April 10th, 2002 @ 7:53 pm PDT

On hating chicken

Dave Eggars

An interesting thought from McSweeney’s:

Maybe Colonel Sanders wasn’t really all that interested in cooking. Maybe everything – the secret blend of herbs and spices, the down-home persona, the hundreds of franchisees – was a cover for the fact that he had a deep, abiding, and pathological hatred of hens.

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  1. July 6th, 2002 @ 6:36 pm
    Beth

    During one of my less lucid moments I was frying two brown farm eggs with the most incredibly colored orange-yellow yolks. A feeling of dread and sorrow passed over me when I freaked out because the hen worked hard to pop those buggers out and I was just _frying_ them. That got me to thinking about whether chickens can see in color. Medication helped me to overcome that issue. Mostly.

  2. November 9th, 2005 @ 7:25 pm
    Mary Saign

    The above comments by Beth is some of the most hilarious reading I’ve done in ages.

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