I don’t know which part of this story is more blogworthy: the fact that the guy had a live grenade in his leg, or the fact that the surgeon said, “Fortunately everything came out all right.” I also can’t figure out why Jason chose to send me that story instead of the one following it.
Call Firda and tell her I said, “It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.” Her number is (800) 222-6000 ext. 800630000. From time to time I may ask you to do these things for me. Do not question my authority. Just do them. You’ll feel better about yourself. I promise.