The Daily Grill May 28th, 2002 @ 3:59 pm PDT
Making lemonade out of lemons
Dave Eggars April 10th, 2002 @ 7:53 pm PDT
On hating chicken
Obscure Store November 20th, 2001 @ 11:33 am PST
Two from the Obscure Store: A man test-driving a water bike was killed when a duck … flew into his face and knocked him into the water … Several thousand chickens were killed or maimed … yesterday morning when a tractor-trailer hauling crates of the birds lost the load on an Interstate 83 ramp.
The Holy Hand-Grenade: Redux July 14th, 2000 @ 11:42 am PDT
I don’t know which part of this story is more blogworthy: the fact that the guy had a live grenade in his leg, or the fact that the surgeon said, “Fortunately everything came out all right.” I also can’t figure out why Jason chose to send me that story instead of the one following it. […]
Firda June 11th, 2000 @ 7:35 pm PDT
Call Firda and tell her I said, “It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.” Her number is (800) 222-6000 ext. 800630000. From time to time I may ask you to do these things for me. Do not question my authority. Just do them. You’ll feel better about yourself. I promise.
