Emerald Nuts:
- bad: content-free, crappy-ass Flash website
- good: wickedly funny commercials
- good: nifty recyclable plastic pop-top ergonomic container
- good: mouth-wateringly awesomely delicious nuts
Emerald Nuts:
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