A man walks into a bar with a cat in his arms and asks the bartender if the cat can stay. Grudgingly, the bartender agrees to let the cat sit on a bar stool, and he then turns on the 49ers game.
When the 49ers kick a field goal, the cat just goes wild, jumping up and own on the stool, then going the length of the bar and high-fiving customers.
The bartender is amazed. “If he does that for a field goal, how does he act when the Niners score a touchdown?”
“I don’t know,” said his owner. “I’ve only had him three years.”