has a wonderful flowchart of Things to Say During Sex. The “bad” side of the chart is predictably much funnier than the “good” side. My favorites are:

  • Heil Hitler!
  • I just pooped. A lot. On your dog.
  • We’re going to hell for this.

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  1. “Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?” CLASSIC

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