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Posts tagged “sex”

typewriter

On Writing January 25th, 2019 @ 12:02 pm PST

An interesting way to think about it

Roger and Elaine

Roger and Elaine January 21st, 2014 @ 7:15 am PST

On men and women

Things to Say During Sex

Things to Say During Sex January 16th, 2009 @ 9:57 am PST

Incredimazing.com has a wonderful flowchart of Things to Say During Sex. The “bad” side of the chart is predictably much funnier than the “good” side. My favorites are: Heil Hitler! I just pooped. A lot. On your dog. We’re going to hell for this.

Sexual Harassment Training

Sexual Harassment Training November 21st, 2008 @ 7:08 am PST

Alexander McPherson, a professor of molecular biology and biochemistry at UC Irvine’s school of biological sciences, wrote a bitchin’ letter to the LA Times on the subject of sexual harassment training. This is a must-read for anyone that has a brain. As far as I can tell from my colleagues, it is worthless, a childish […]

Los Angeles

Frightening Return Policy July 28th, 2008 @ 1:15 pm PDT

Across the street from the Groundlings on Melrose in West Hollywood is an adult toy shop with a nausea-inducing sign. (Click the photo for a larger shot, including my innocent Tacoma parked in front of the place. Note: I was not visiting the place!) This is a store that sells … ahem … “adult toys” […]

Interspecies Sexual Harassment

Interspecies Sexual Harassment May 13th, 2008 @ 12:34 pm PDT

A seal has been caught on camera trying to have sex with a penguin. link via Molly

A Chick with Problems Big and Small

A Chick with Problems Big and Small August 8th, 2007 @ 12:04 am PDT

Wow. You have got to feel bad for Kaitlin Corcoran. She’s got identity issues; she’s unclear on what her middle name is. She’s dating two guys at the same time, and they both have drastic problems with their anatomy. And she feels the need to tell me — a complete stranger — all about it. […]

Oysters vs. Chocolate

Oysters vs. Chocolate February 23rd, 2007 @ 9:19 am PST

This excellent experiment comparing oysters and chocolate in terms of sexual arousal comes via megnut. Meg writes a delicious “foodie” blog which is great fun and chock full of reviews and recipes for anyone that enjoys eating. In the blue corner, oysters, eight dozen of them. Hailing from Puget Sound by way of Wild Edibles […]

Semenchanted Evening

Semenchanted Evening February 28th, 2005 @ 1:32 pm PST

An Illinois man has won the right to sue his ex-girlfriend for using his sperm to impregnate herself without his permission. Richard Phillips, a family doctor in Chicago, says he never had intercourse with Sharon Irons, also a doctor. They did, however, have oral sex three times during their brief affair; Irons apparently saved some […]

Euphemism Generator

Euphemism Generator April 25th, 2003 @ 10:15 am PDT

She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were throwing the rubber bald-headed chutney.

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