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Look, kid: Everyone has an opinion on this so don’t be shocked if you don’t agree with me. Han has most of the best lines in every film and there are plenty of options here. These are my favorites.

1. Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe that there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything. No mystical energy field controls my destiny.
2. Traveling through hyperspace ain’t like dusting crops, boy!
3. You tell that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth, he’ll get no such pleasure from us.
4. Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh… everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
5. Who’s scruffy-looking?