Posts in the category “asides”

There are two working Mold-A-Matics at the Sanford Zoo.

Five-foot frame
Rats along his back
We don’t talk about Ted Cruz, no no no

C’mon, SNL, it’s right there.

There’s got to be some way to harness the energy produced by a 6yo spending 20+ minutes to chew a single fish stick bite. Is someone working on this?

I’m obsessed with this guy and his pet lobster.

All children’s clothes should have a blank tag where you can write your kid’s name. How is this not a thing?

It’s unfair that Someone Like You (from the 1989 Bang Tango album Psycho Café) isn’t more popular.

PSA: It’s still easier to win back-to-back Super Bowls than it is to bat .400 for a season.

My 11-yo son and all his friends have discovered rickrolling.