davidgagne.net — The personal weblog of David Vincent Gagne

I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe there would be thousands of other people shrunken down to ant-size, and we would get together and dig tunnels down into the ground and live there But don’t ever call us ‘ants,’ because we hate that.
from Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Dancing in the Dark

Dancing in the Dark – Bruce Springsteen

Mambo Italiano

Mambo Italiano – Rosemary Clooney

blogIRC

Reminder: Wednesday nights – irc.skunkworks.cx #blogirc

Mambo Italiano

If you’ve never done it, head over to ha ha, no serious and see if you can win the Postcard of the Week. It’s always a thrill. I got mine today! Included in the .. er .. package .. was a little plastic army man apparently super-glued to a little plastic sheep. There was also

lunch

I had lunch with Gretchen and Bob on Tuesday. It was stir-fry day at the HSND cafeteria. My fortune cookie said: “You will have a good luck and overcome many hardships.” A good luck? What the hell does that mean? And since when do fortune cookies come with “Lucky Numbers”?!

When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, ‘No speaka English.’
from Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.