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Met4quad

Damn. There is some problem with the met4quad archive. I keep getting an FTP error from blogger. Rather than fix it, I think I will go drinking with Bob, the self-described husband of Gretchen, at the Red Dog Bar & Grill on Bay-to-Bay Ave. Bay-to-Bay stretches from one bay to another. Nifty name for a

Met4quad

Here is the heapin’ helpin’ of wonderfulness I promised you in the wee hours yesterday morning! Update 05/28/2008: This used to be a link to www.davidgagne.net/met4quad, which was a parody I did of Crazy Joe’s m3tacubed (or something like that). None of that stuff exists any longer. It’s gone into the mists of history …

Crazy Mail

Crazy Mail

Okay, paulcal@flashcom.net, you need to stop doing that. When you click the “Go Gators” button over there —> it just sends me an eMail. That’s it. The eMail just tells me that you did it. I appreciate that you like the Gators. (How can you not?) Thank you. I will change it soon so that

ICQ

Sometimes when I don’t have ICQ running I still think I’m seeing something flickering in the status bar. Then I look to see who is arriving and all I see is the time. This somehow worries me. [Note: I am not avoiding anyone. I just want to finish dishin’ out my heapin’ helpin’ of wonderfulness

deal with it

The longer I’m here – here being Earth, not the ‘net – the more I realize that being funny, laughing, is about the best thing there is. There are some people out there that get this and many people that don’t. I spend a huge hunka buncha time every day being funny. And not just

Something Totally Sketchy

And then, something totally sketchy happens and what you thought you didn’t know you think you might have known and some other things you thought you didn’t know you think that you might know for sure but some other things that you don’t know if you know or don’t know you realize you might know.

What Do I Know?

Did you ever think you totally knew something and then – suddenly – felt like possibly you had absolutely no clue about whatever it was that you thought you knew? Yeah. I feel like that sometimes. Like now for instance.

Damn Funny

“you…..are damn funny.” – received via ICQ

Stage Direction

dvg: [enters stage right]/dan.el.ope/‘s kind of been in a blogging frenzy lately. [stares off into space] Rather than steal all his links I simply point you to his hizouse and tell you to slurp up some lopey goodness. [points down stage] Now! [exit stage right, slowly and smirking the whole way]

Blocking

dvg: [walks to center stage] I’ve decided to start including the blocking for all my posts. [looks to stage left, smiles] Okay, you’re right, man. I should tell them why. [looks down stage] It’s because I miss the days when I was on stage all the time. It was so much [pauses] fun. And when

What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

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