Sixteen Billion. With a B. February 20th, 2014 @ 7:42 am PST
450, 32, 1, 0: Four Numbers That Explain Why Facebook Acquired WhatsApp for $16,000,000,000.00
Adium August 12th, 2008 @ 1:45 pm PDT
In which I recommend an instant messenger app
Contextless Content: Episode #27 (Luigi) July 15th, 2008 @ 6:36 am PDT
Contextless Content: A portion of a conversation, usually from an instant messenger platform. brother-in-law: Unfortunately, a war on master bathrooms won’t attract the attention of any A-list superheroes GatorDVG: That’s where you’re wrong. brother-in-law: I’ll probably get someone like Black Vulcan, or the Panther, or Super Mario GatorDVG: Isn’t Super Mario a plumber? brother-in-law: Yeah….I’ll […]
Backup iPhone SMS Messages July 9th, 2008 @ 3:49 pm PDT
A few weeks ago my iPhone randomly decided to stop saving photos taken with its camera. It would act like it was taking a photo, but it wouldn’t actually save the photo to its internal photo file system. I didn’t realize this until I had taken a few dozen photos of my dad and me […]
Contextless Content: Episode #26 (David Bowie) May 7th, 2008 @ 3:17 pm PDT
GatorDVG: I didn’t know Elton John was gay until like 2002. a.friend: well, i can see that. I mean in the ’70s (when I was listening to him) he was considered cool rock and roll a.friend: still kinda is, just the gay thing never came up GatorDVG: I just thought the Donald Duck costume was […]
Contextless Content: Episode #25 (Cottage Cheese) April 16th, 2008 @ 10:22 am PDT
kelly: You eat cottage cheese? GatorDVG: never kelly: Ah. Too bad. GatorDVG: as far as I’m concerned, it’s just some sort of cheese and spoiled milk combination. two of my least favorite things on the planet. kelly: Excellent for breakfast and before bedtime. Just the right blend of slow digesting carbs, protein and fat. kelly: […]
Contextless Content: Episode #24 (Earthquake Alerts) March 6th, 2008 @ 2:50 pm PST
allison: did you know i also get earthquake text messages? allison: anything over 4.0 in so cal allison: bitchin GatorDVG: so when the big ones comes and you’re lying under a pile of rubble, like five minutes later you’ll get a text message GatorDVG: that’s great allison: yeah well i’d like to know how bad […]
Contextless Content: Episode #23 (Jewish Dental Supplies) July 18th, 2007 @ 1:48 pm PDT
David Vincent Gagne says: you know what’s obnoxious? ebay ebay is retardo they email me when I have LOST an auction David Vincent Gagne says: why the #$@* would I want an email like that? a.friend says: i don’t even have the energy to talk abt why I hate ebay they send you might want […]
Contextless Content: Episode #20 February 18th, 2003 @ 11:46 am PST
Contextless Content: A portion of a conversation, usually from an instant messenger platform. GatorDavid says: wait a minute … GatorDavid says: I *do* have the irresistable urge to break into a zoo, jump the fence and try and french-kiss the pissiest looking polar bear … Tober says: you’re screwed dude.
AOLiza June 8th, 2001 @ 10:25 am PDT
You simply must visit AOLiza. I was in tears. You can read all about it at the site, but basically here’s the story: A guy took one of the original artificial intelligence programs (ELIZA) and connected it to an AOL instant messenger account. The account sits on line and people attempt to chat with it […]