In Which His Friend Chris Moves to California
Chris is on his way to Californication. I imagine a whirlwind of chaos and destruction billowing behind the big blue Chevy as he crosses the country. I rather like to imagine this. I will miss him. Unclefucker.
In Which He Is Dead On
In case you need another example of just how freaking dead on I can be sometimes, compare what I said here to what Bryan says here. I guess it depends on my mood really. Right now I’m listening to Tyler Durden. Right now I think I am Tyler Durden.
The Leeches
<sung to the tune of The Love Boat television series> The Leeches! Soon they’ll be sucking out all your blood The leeches They will happily make you lunch … </singing>
Intel Announces Pentium 4 Brand Name for New Microprocessor
Intel Announces Pentium® 4 Brand Name For New Microprocessor; Check out the Orange & Blue logo! Go Gators!
I am Jack’s kick-ass soundtrack.
I am Jack’s infinitely grateful friend.
Expedia.com
I just hopped on expedia.com and got Chris directions from here to Sarah Scott’s place in New Orleans. With any luck, he and Chuckles will have a place to stay in The Big Easy on their way to San Diego tomorrow. I love the internet.
Big Me
Big Me
Birthday Gift
I just got a Foo Fighters CD! in the mail! at work! You rock, Dave Simmons! It’s the self-titled one. This album is rad!
Quit Yer Job
In other news: Yesterday I resigned.
Planet of the Apes Latex Prosthetic
Ryan is going to have to buy a Planet of the Apes Latex Prosthetic for Halloween this year. I know he will. He can’t resist the call of the monkey … OF DOOM!.