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A guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables around his neck. He growls at the bartender, “I want a shot of whiskey and I want it now!” The bartender pours him his drink, hands it to him, and says, “OK, just don’t start anything.” <rimshot>


A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and asks the bartender for two beers. The bartender says, “I’m sorry, sir, but I can only serve one beer per customer.” The man looks at the bartender and replies, “No, it’s okay. I want one for me and one for

What Is This? is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.


You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.