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May 14th, 2000 @ 5:47 pm PDT

A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and asks the bartender for two beers.

The bartender says, “I’m sorry, sir, but I can only serve one beer per customer.”

The man looks at the bartender and replies, “No, it’s okay. I want one for me and one for the road.”

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