Helium Joke December 19th, 2001 @ 10:46 pm PST
Every now and then my mom – because she loves me like silly – sends me newspaper clippings from the comics section. I just got a particularly funny one from Frank and Ernest. Two microbes are reading the latest issue of BioWeek magazine and one says to the other, “There’s a cover story on helium.” […]
Periodic Table of Blogs June 11th, 2000 @ 10:32 pm PST
Fairvue Central has trumped all the other Periodic Table of spoofs with this: Blog.Elements Lithium is one of my favorite Nirvana songs, too.
Periodic Table of Funk June 2nd, 2000 @ 9:38 am PST
Sometimes I wonder what, exactly, zannah does for a living. Why would she come across the Periodic Table of Funk? A better question, though, is why am I not packing?!?! Okay, back to packing.
The Periodic Table of Condiments June 1st, 2000 @ 7:29 am PST
The Periodic Table of Condiments