Every now and then my mom – because she loves me like silly – sends me newspaper clippings from the comics section. I just got a particularly funny one from Frank and Ernest.
Two microbes are reading the latest issue of BioWeek magazine and one says to the other, “There’s a cover story on helium.”
The other microbe says, “Hah! How interesting can an article on helium be?”
The first microbe responds, “They say once you pick it up, you can’t put it down!”

Now that’s comedy, folks. <grin></grin>

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