Posts tagged “quotations”

I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe there would be thousands of other people shrunken down to ant-size, and we would get together and dig tunnels down into the ground and live there But don’t ever call us ‘ants,’ because we hate that.
from Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, ‘No speaka English.’
from Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

“When I was about 12 I used to think I must be a genius, but nobody’s noticed. If there is such a thing as a genius, I am one. And if there isn’t, I don’t really care.”
John Lennon

“Sometimes I get distracted by food; but mostly all I think about is women and baseball.”
Robert B. Parker’s Spenser

“Uh … had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here … now … thank you. How are you?”
Han Solo