Posts tagged “quotations”

Work Sucks

{dvg @ work} I actually just heard someone say, “We need to dot all our Is and cross all our Ts …”

As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable — until I realized it wasn’t a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!
from Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Rehab Is for Quitters

… of all the people to *not* have permalinks … jeez … In retaliation I would like to formally announce that I was pointedly not quitting and not quitting not quitting. Rehab is for quitters.

expectations for fulfillment

“expectations for fulfillment”?! – Who the hell is this guy?

Today at lunch Ryan said, “I am Jack’s uneaten pizza.”

“Spring is busting out like beergut from a set of leathers!”
squidlys.com

“when the revolution comes and you’re against the wall, it won’t be very funny then will it?”
Ryan

I am Jack’s cancerous pancreas.
I am Jack’s infected bile duct.

The Underside of the Cap

The underside of the cap of my bottle of SOBE: Energy Drink (20 fl. oz. of guarana, yohimbe, and arginine!) says, “SEIZE THIS HONKUS“. It’s a cryptic, comical cap, it is.

WebLinks

There are about a dozen web sites that I visit every day. (The 34 hour span that I recently spent unconnected was seriously painful. I admit, I have a problem.) One of the places I go is The Bradlands. He doesn’t update as often as some of us do, but that’s okay. He makes up

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What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.