Random Eye Infection

Posted April 28th, 2007 and filed under images, My Life.

I uploaded some gnarly photos — of the sudden, random eye infection I got this morning — to my Flickr page. I’m fine now, thanks.

Homeland Security Is Funny

Posted February 21st, 2007 and filed under comedy, images.

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run. Making fun of “homeland security” still makes me giggle. I remember when I first saw these hysterical warnings just after 9/11. They made me laugh until I cried. A half a decade later I still smile when I see them. Every now and again I’ll… Read more »

Email Cell Phone Pics

Posted February 16th, 2007 and filed under images, technology.

My mom and dad both love taking photos with their cell phones and then texting them to me. As much as I enjoy receiving them, I hate the way they take for-freaking-ever to display on my phone. I also hate having photos on my cell phone. (You can’t do anything with them there!) Today I… Read more »

Photo Stamps

Posted January 24th, 2007 and filed under images.

Talk about cool! At photostamps.com you can upload a photo and they’ll create authentic USPS stamps for you to use. They’re a bit expensive — a sheet of twenty $.39 stamps runs $17.99 — but I can definitely see doing this for wedding invitations or some other important event. Note: Until March 15th, 2007 you… Read more »

Photoshop Tutorial – Polaroid Images

Posted December 13th, 2006 and filed under images, Software, Web Design.

A few weeks ago I saw an image on Chris Pearson’s Pearsonified that I just loved. He had taken a photo of something — I can’t remember what it was — and made it look like an old-fashioned Polaroid. “What a great idea!” I thought. Surely I can figure out how to do that in… Read more »

Golfing in Arizona

Posted November 21st, 2006 and filed under images, sports.

I have hundreds of photos of other people golfing, but I’m always the one with the camera. That means I don’t usually get too many shots of myself. My dad took this one and I think it’s pretty good. If you view the full size version by clicking the photo you can just make out… Read more »

Photoshop Badges

Posted February 18th, 2006 and filed under Web Design.

For quite some time now I’ve been wanting to be able to create “new!” and “updated!” type images for use at work and here on my site. I wanted something like you’d expect to see on a box of Tide or cereal, y’know? The splash-graphic. The “new and improved!” image. I finally found the answer…. Read more »

Not So Professional

Posted March 25th, 2005 and filed under comedy.

Almost every day I pass this squat, imposing building on my way to work. It makes me laugh every morning. Today I happened to simultaneously have my camera on me and get stopped at the red light across the street. I snapped this photo so you can chuckle at it, too.

Protect Images with .htaccess

Posted March 13th, 2005 and filed under blogtech, images, technology.

A few thousand of my hits every day are coming from some little geeks using an old web cam shot of my buddy’s as their avatar in forums. It’s quite funny, because I think they think that they’re actually linking to a different image. It’s pretty annoying, so I implemented scriptygoddess’ code to protect images… Read more »

Happy White Asparagus

Posted February 19th, 2003 and filed under comedy, images.

There’s something just not right about this image. I can’t put my finger on it … What do you think?

Simpsons Covers

Posted November 27th, 2002 and filed under media.

My Sisters

Posted June 21st, 2002 and filed under images, My Life.

I just cannot believe this. It is not every day that you get a chance to photograph the two most beautiful girls on the planet. It was terrific fun to get to visit with both of them last weekend. Of course I didn’t get to be with them as much as I wanted – and I… Read more »