Posts from May 2000

man eats Barbie doll, a shoe, a coffee table

“In the past he has eaten a coffee table, a shoe, plants and a Barbie doll.”

If you’re in north central Florida and you need your windows tinted, call Daryl or Jason @ Custom Glass Tinting (1-800-939-TINT or 352-377-TINT) I just got the windows on my Rodeo extra-tintified; I am now stylin’ and profilin’ …

animated graphic / guerilla bannerBryan J Busch is, quite possibly, the coolest person to walk the planet earth. I have been Guerrilla Bannered! Thanks Bryan

Excellent Error Message

Jason received this error message from one of the NT Servers at work: While validating that COM3 was really a serial port, the contents of the divisor latch register was identical to the interrupt enable and the receive registers. The device is assumed not to be a serial port and will be deleted.

Joke

A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m eighty years old, married, have four kids and eleven grandchildren, and last night I had an affair and I made love to two eighteen-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice.” And the priest says, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were

Search Engine Statistics

Search Engine Statistics

I posted the search engine statistics for my Hemingway page. It drives me nuts when people double the letter m in the middle of his name. Something I can’t understand is why people search on the word “Hemingway” on what is very clearly an Ernest Hemingway web site. The search must return every single page

Reasons to Like Firda

Firda forgot Reason #11 – She is loved and respected by everyone in Bloggerville.

harrumph! has easily the best Bond Girl Name so far.

About Page

It’s only taken me a day short of forever, but I finally got started on an about page. Like me, at any given moment it sucks, but it gets better every day.

Joke

Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school? He was buttering up his teacher.

What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.