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June 1st, 2000 @ 6:14 pm PDT

A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear, and a banana in his right ear. He says, “Doc, what the hell’s the matter with me?”

The psychiatrist looks him up and down and replies, “Well, you’re just not eating properly.”

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