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Posts tagged “vegetables”

Hollywood Minute

Hollywood Minute July 4th, 2006 @ 12:17 am PDT

Here’s something that’s been nagging at me lately: Why don’t you ever see commercials for fruits and vegetables? I realize that apples and bananas and squash aren’t really all that sexy, and the mega-corporations that sell them all — Dole, etc. — do some vague advertising for their processed products (like OJ and pineapple chunks). […]

Joke

Joke June 1st, 2000 @ 6:14 pm PDT

A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear, and a banana in his right ear. He says, “Doc, what the hell’s the matter with me?” The psychiatrist looks him up and down and replies, “Well, you’re just not eating properly.”

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