On a useless and now defunct FAQ

GTE DSL Service

Astonishingly, “Do you guys have your heads up your asses?!” is not one of the questions on the GTE DSL Services FAQ page. Here is a sample Q&A from the page:

Will it affect my service if my area code changes?
— No, when your area code changes, the physical copper line that runs from your home to a GTE switch in the Central Office isn’t disturbed and neither is DSL.

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