A lady who lived in Los Angeles had two pet monkeys of which she was very fond. One of them took sick and died. A couple of days later the other one died of a broken heart.

Wishing to keep them, the kindly lady took them to a taxidermist. The man, seeing how much she cared for the monkeys, asked her if she would like them mounted.

“Oh, no,” she replied, “just have them holding hands.”