test imageI just took The Brunching Shuttlecocks’ Ten-Question Purity Test. Here’s what it told me:

Thou hast scored only 30% pure. Thou suckest in the eyes of thy Lord. Repent now or be cast into the lake of fire to whine for all eternity.

So I guess that’s kind of rough.

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