I’d rather have my blood sucked out by leeches
Shove an ice pick under a toenail or two
I’d rather clean all the bathrooms
in Grand Central Station … with my tongue …

When we were (much, much) younger, my little sister and I used to thrill and delight our gathered relatives by singing our favorite Weird Al Yankovic songs a capella. Of course we were always stumbling over what the exact words were, but there was one Elvis-esque type melody that we had memorized. It’s called One More Minute and it’s probably the best song in the entire Weird Al opus.

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  1. I concur. This is one of my all-time favorites, and I entered many college talent shows with three doo-wopping friends, lip-synching this particular number.

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