Hmmm … My buddy Bob just called me on his cell phone from Sarejevo, Bosnia. He’s over there – I’m not kidding! – brokering an arms deal with Kuwait for his company, which sells various types of ammunitions. Bob says he has an extra ticket to the Florida – Tennessee game in Gainesville on Saturday and wanted to know if I could meet him at the stadium …
Oh yeah? Well I’m gonna…. Ummm… I’ll be…
We’re gonna… Damn, I can’t beat that. Sucks to be you. (In the event that you can’t make it to Florida, Please let your friend Bob know that your very best friend from Tampa would do the service of taking into possession the extra ticket)
Oh my! You monstahs lead such innnteresting lives!