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In the Year 2000

November 30th, 2001 @ 7:43 pm PST

Need a laugh? Check out some of Conan O’Brien’s In the Year 2000 classics. Here are a few of my favorites:

  • Penguins will begin having senior proms, but will surprisingly still rent tuxes.
  • Men will actually begin desiring women who have great personalities. In a related story, breasts will be renamed ‘personalities.’
  • Mothers will no longer call for ‘time-outs’ when disciplining their children, but instead will use the more accurate phrase ‘Now go sit in a corner and shut your hole while Mommy has a drink.’
  • The Spice Girls will once again be famous when MTV’s The Real World decides to focus on five middle aged, out of work skanky hags.
  • Mormons will decide that their religion is too strict and will begin drinking coffee, the occasional beer and the blood of the elderly.
  • New evidence of OJ’s guilt emerges when records show that on the day before the crime he applied at Los Angeles County Court for a murder license.
via Dan

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Responses to “In the Year 2000”

  1. November 30th, 2001 @ 11:34 pm
    Daan

    Thanks for making me laugh.

  2. December 1st, 2001 @ 9:56 pm
    william

    please don’t use the word c*ffee. it is an evil arabic word and shows support for terrorism. say “victory beans” instead.

  3. December 6th, 2001 @ 6:45 am
    Shiloah

    That’s so funny! I’ve loved Conan ever since my friend e-mailed me his commencement speech when he spoke at his alma mater, Harvard. This is my favorite: ‘Men will actually begin desiring women who have great personalities. In a related story, breasts will be renamed ‘personalities.’

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