I just ate a fortune cookie. My fortune read, “You are the master of every situation.”
I don’t think that’s a fortune. Is it just me, or didn’t fortune cookies used to contain fortunes? It seems that all the ones I get lately just tell me some lame, self-affirming nugget of nonsense.
“You are wise and kind.”
“You make others smile.”
I want a fortune that tells me something I don’t know.
“You should avoid the 405 on the way home tonight.”
“Beware the bald man.”
“Bet on the Redskins”
Those are fortunes I could use, y’know?
Who the hell is in charge of writing fortune cookie inserts anyway?
… heads to askjeeves.com …
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