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Posts tagged “fortunes”

Rude Fortune

Rude Fortune August 1st, 2008 @ 1:01 pm PDT

A few weeks ago I wrote about how annoying it is to get an “affirmation cookie” instead of one with an actual fortune. Well at lunch today one of my co-workers got what we thought was a horribly rude fortune cookie. Instead of the usual mindless drivel, instead of even a useless affirmation, the “directive” […]

Good Fortune

Good Fortune July 10th, 2008 @ 12:54 pm PDT

For a long time now my friends and I have been complaining about “affirmation cookies”. Fortune cookies just aren’t as cool as they used to be. It seems like all the fortunes we get now have messages that aren’t … well … fortunes. Instead they say things like, “You are a kind person,” or, “People […]

Who Wants Affirmation Cookies?

Who Wants Affirmation Cookies? December 19th, 2001 @ 3:06 pm PST

I just ate a fortune cookie. My fortune read, “You are the master of every situation.” I don’t think that’s a fortune. Is it just me, or didn’t fortune cookies used to contain fortunes? It seems that all the ones I get lately just tell me some lame, self-affirming nugget of nonsense. “You are wise […]

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