Three excellent puns, via eMail, from my mom:
- I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
- Without geometry, life is pointless.
- Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.
A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.
You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.
Dear Kind Sir,
I do not comprehend the point of your website…
Yours Truly,
*A Concerned Citizen*
Dear Kind Sir,
I do not comprehend the point of your website…
Yours Truly,
*A Concerned Citizen*
The brain surgeon said “I’d like to change your mind.”
The clumsy obstetrician said “Let’s get this baby off the ground.”
The cardiologist knew it was time to retire when he just couldn’t put his heart into it.