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Good Puns

March 29th, 2002 @ 11:00 pm PST

Three excellent puns, via eMail, from my mom:

  • I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
  • Without geometry, life is pointless.
  • Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

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Responses to “Good Puns”

  1. May 5th, 2003 @ 8:32 am
    yadda mi buddha

    Dear Kind Sir,
    I do not comprehend the point of your website…
    Yours Truly,
    *A Concerned Citizen*

  2. May 5th, 2003 @ 8:32 am
    yadda mi buddha

    Dear Kind Sir,
    I do not comprehend the point of your website…
    Yours Truly,
    *A Concerned Citizen*

  3. August 1st, 2005 @ 11:06 am
    Inna Godda Davida

    The brain surgeon said “I’d like to change your mind.”

    The clumsy obstetrician said “Let’s get this baby off the ground.”

    The cardiologist knew it was time to retire when he just couldn’t put his heart into it.

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