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Posts tagged “puns”

Puns

Puns June 5th, 2002 @ 9:34 am PDT

Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit? They called it the herd shot ’round the world. Some friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a […]

Good Puns

Good Puns March 29th, 2002 @ 11:00 pm PST

Three excellent puns, via eMail, from my mom: I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. Without geometry, life is pointless. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

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