Nice. I’ve previously ranted about getting crappy fortunes in fortune cookies. Today I got the fortune: “You will inherit a large sum of money.”

Sounds good to me.

Papa’s got bills to pay, brutha.

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  1. He lives! He speaks! (well, he types, anyway)
    See you this weekend at the show, buddy.

  2. Ack! You’ve officially received the worst fortune ever. You will “inherit” a large sum of money, which means someone must die for you to get it. What have you been doing lately to get such a curse?? 🙂

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