So these two cows are out in a field, chewing the cud.

One of them looks over and says, “So … what do you make of all this ‘mad cow disease’ nonsense?”

The other cow frowns and says, “What do I care? I’m a helicopter!”

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  1. Ahh, so which one is truly mad?

  2. Ich habbe meine hosen fergessen.

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    Federation of Metro Toronto Tenants Associations

    My big concern is where beef byproducts end up in the food chain.

    Just about anything can go into “all beef” hotdogs and historically this included the high risk brains.

    But gelatin comes from cows and is widely used in many other food products and in the majority of candies.

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