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Preparation H April 30th, 2003 @ 12:52 pm PDT

Buy in Bulk and Save!Preparation H suppositories supply soothing relief from the internal swelling, burning, itching, and discomfort associated with hemorrhoids. While most people likely don’t want to discuss hemorrhoids, it’s estimated that 75% of Americans will experience hemorrhoid symptoms at some point in their lives. Preparation H suppositories soothe these painful and frustrating symptoms […]

Buying Good Books April 28th, 2003 @ 8:30 am PDT

I am currently ludicrously behind on my reading list. I’m in the middle of six different tomes and there are another ten or twelve waiting next to the bed. The LA Times Festival of Books was probably not the best way to make any progress. I bought: Red Lobster, White Trash, and the Blue Lagoon: […]

Euphemism Generator April 25th, 2003 @ 10:15 am PDT

She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were throwing the rubber bald-headed chutney.

Nutshell April 23rd, 2003 @ 9:17 am PDT

If you haven’t installed the Nutshell Toolbar yet, do it today. This is one of the most useful things on my computer and I use it probably fifty times each day. (I linked to it many, many months ago. I just gave it to a friend today and thought I should hand out some extra […]

UGA Drug Bust April 23rd, 2003 @ 6:57 am PDT

ATHENS, Ga. — Five University of Georgia football players were suspended for two games Tuesday after they and a basketball player were charged with misdemeanor drug possession. Football players Tim Jennings, Bryan McClendon, DeMario Minter, Mario Raley and Randall Swoopes, and basketball player Wayne Arnold — all freshmen — were booked and later released from […]

© My Life April 15th, 2003 @ 1:07 pm PDT

Your homework project: Compare and contrast the information contained in the article quoted below with Keats’ assertion (poetic, true, but an assertion nonetheless) that “Beauty is truth, truth beauty.” NBC is planning to make a movie about Pfc. Jessica Lynch, the rescued American POW, even if it doesn’t get her permission. Can the network do […]

Banana Care April 14th, 2003 @ 5:53 am PDT

File this under “Things I Can’t Remember How I Learned but Have Often Been Handy to Know”: Bananas like the weather At the tropical equator So never ever put one In the refrigerator.

The Middle East April 11th, 2003 @ 9:13 am PDT

All that time spent in Model United Nations in high school did not go completely to waste. It only took me about two minutes to complete this map of the Middle East game. Bahrain and Armenia threw me for a while there, but I got them eventually. This is really a great teaching tool. I’d […]