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Rude Fortune

August 1st, 2008 @ 1:01 pm PDT

Work on Improving Your Exercise RoutineA few weeks ago I wrote about how annoying it is to get an “affirmation cookie” instead of one with an actual fortune. Well at lunch today one of my co-workers got what we thought was a horribly rude fortune cookie. Instead of the usual mindless drivel, instead of even a useless affirmation, the “directive” cookie he received at California Wok read, “Work on improving your exercise routine.” Ouch.

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One Response to “Rude Fortune”

  1. August 19th, 2008 @ 5:09 am
    Tiffany

    I got a great fortune the other night

    “You will get what your heart desires…” Yeah…fingers crossed.

    Never gotten a rude fortune cookie before, though. Must’ve been a disgruntled fortune writer at the fortune cookie shop. Heh.

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