Posts in the category “comedy”
Ornithological Question
Do you think at ornithological conventions the phrase, “He got a feather up his ass about it,” is used often?
Planetdan’s collection of high school senior photographs is one of the funniest things I’ve seen on the net in a long time.
Dihydrogen Monoxide
Always check Snopes
Perl v. Pearl
Note to hep-cat Amazon employees: “Perl the programming language” “Pearl Jam the rock band”.
Peppermint Patty
I find it completely incomprehensible that Peppermint Patty refers to Snoopy as “a funny-looking kid with a big nose.” How could she possibly not recognize that he is a dog?!
Funny Stuff in My Inbox — High School Essays
A collection of terrible similes and metaphors
Euphemism Generator
She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were throwing the rubber bald-headed chutney.
Mad Cow Disease
So these two cows are out in a field, chewing the cud. One of them looks over and says, “So… what do you make of all this ‘mad cow disease’ nonsense?” The other cow frowns and says, “What do I care? I’m a helicopter!”