Are You Still Mad
Are You Still Mad – Alanis Morissette
Someone Steals Statue of Mr. Potato Head
The Mystery of the Stolen Statue
Norwegian Wood
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laughI told her I didn’t and crawled off to sleep in the bath. What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Florida Freshman Eligible for Tennessee Game
Florida defensive end Steven Harris pleaded no contest to misdemeanor battery Wednesday and is eligible to play this week against Tennessee.
Tiny Dancer
Tiny Dancer – Elton John
Perl v. Pearl
Note to hep-cat Amazon employees: “Perl the programming language” “Pearl Jam the rock band”.
David Gets a Haircut
I got a haircut today. It’s very short now. How’s your hair?
Thanks for the Memories
Six out of seven days each week, for almost a year now, I find myself cutting through the famed NBC Studios in Burbank on my way to work. Every time I do this I am confronted with a large sign that reads Bob Hope Drive and every time my mind instinctively, reflexively shows me a
Peppermint Patty
I find it completely incomprehensible that Peppermint Patty refers to Snoopy as “a funny-looking kid with a big nose.” How could she possibly not recognize that he is a dog?!