davidgagne.net — The personal weblog of David Vincent Gagne

Shotgun Rules

I like the rule All shotgun arguments settled by “rock, paper, lethal injection.”

Automated Duck System

I am sad to see that, in some small way, I may have contributed to this. The world certainly could use more ducks on automated voice-mail systems, and I will be disappointed if this one disappears.

San Diego

Service Interruption I’m off to visit my friend Chris. Regularly scheduled blogging should resume when I return from San Diego. Be good, eat your veggies, clear the table, and do the dishes.

Blog*Spot Personal Publishing System

Are you interested in having your own blog – just like this one! – but don’t know where to begin? There is a tutorial at Blog*Spot that details how to set up a Blog*Spot blog and use Blogger to update your site!

Two from The Onion

Two from The Onion: This Week’s Horoscopes Major secrets revealed: The Beatles Anthology

Grossman

Grossman

It took just two games as Florida’s starting quarterback for redshirt freshman Rex Grossman to become the leading passer in Division I. The SportsLine.Com 115 at CBS is one of those polls that has comments about the teams. I dig them. You can also find the unofficial BCS rankings through the CBS site. There’s also

If I Had $1,000,000

If I Had $1,000,000 – Barenaked Ladies

What Would Brian Boitano Do?

Sometimes you’re faced with difficult questions in life. Sometimes you don’t know where the answers are, what’s going to happen, or when things will start to make sense. It’s times like these that you just have to ask yourself, “What Would Brian Boitano Do?“

Stuck in the Middle with You

Stuck in the Middle with You – Stealers Wheel

Andrea Spencer Fart Mirror

A relic from when the Internet was still young

What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.