Got Any Grapes? July 11th, 2017 @ 8:02 am PDT
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand…
#FridayFive: Ducks January 31st, 2014 @ 5:54 am PDTRead the Friday Five …
A Fake Duck November 27th, 2013 @ 6:55 am PDT
Why would someone dream of creating a life-sized mechanical duck that eats, digests, and excretes grain just like a real bird?
I Do Not Like This – Facebook Mystery Likes December 13th, 2012 @ 12:30 pm PDT
I have been telling a friend of mine for a few weeks now that I do not “like” Zoosk, the internet dating site. He’s not the only one who questioned why that news appeared in his Facebook feed. It’s even more annoying because I’m quite happily married, which is — of course — why people […]
Link Droppings January 6th, 2002 @ 1:18 am PDT
mycathatesyou.com Shakespearean Insults I Found a Duck.com
Obscure Store November 20th, 2001 @ 11:33 am PDT
Two from the Obscure Store: A man test-driving a water bike was killed when a duck … flew into his face and knocked him into the water … Several thousand chickens were killed or maimed … yesterday morning when a tractor-trailer hauling crates of the birds lost the load on an Interstate 83 ramp.
Automated Duck System October 20th, 2000 @ 8:54 pm PDT
I am sad to see that, in some small way, I may have contributed to this. The world certainly could use more ducks on automated voice-mail systems, and I will be disappointed if this one disappears.
Automated Duck System October 13th, 2000 @ 11:29 am PDT
I just had the most fun I think it’s possible to have with an automated voice system. Trust me. It’s a free call and well worth the 30 seconds. note: zannah rules
Firda May 15th, 2000 @ 7:03 pm PDT
Firda has a couple of hysterical jokes about ducks. They both had me in stitches even though I originally heard them somewhere around sixth grade.