Speeding Ticket
Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen? John Ritter Zsa Zsa Gabor the cop who just gave me a speeding ticket
sketchy
HEY! sketchy is my word! That’s okay, though. I’ll let you use it. But know that it is mine. After like 6 or 7 years – ever since Bill & Ted – my word was afoot. Now it’s sketchy. And so am I.
Tequila Sunrise
There’s a scene at the end of Tequila Sunrise – which is one of my all-time favorite movies – with Raul Julia and Mel Gibson. Julia’s character says, “I’ve seen it coming for some time now. Cocaine is no goddamned good for anybody.” I love that scene. No, I don’t do drugs if that’s what
CD Changer
In the 5-Disc changer right now: Pearl Jam, No Code No Doubt, Tragic Kingdom Tom Petty, She’s the One – soundtrack Foo Fighters, untitled Beatles, Help!
Spam
Thanks to the invention of the Internet, anyone can now market their ideas and products to millions of people. Imagine having a product or idea and selling it for only $10. Now imagine sending an ad for your product or idea to 25 million people! If you only get a 1/10 of 1% response you
ICQ Links
A collection of links from #blogIRC
In Which He Is Replaced
Jason just told me that he told someone at work today (my old work) that they were going to replace me with a robot. HA!
JanetDance
Some things should never be blogged. Please. Don’t click on this link. I’m warning you.
In Which He Thinks His Life Is a Movie
If only I could find someone to play the lead …
The Pitch …
My life would make an excellent movie.