davidgagne.net — The personal weblog of David Vincent Gagne

Janikowski Found with Date-Rape Drug

Janikowski Found with Date-Rape Drug … Repeat after me, “Owah Tana Siam” I can’t believe this guy!

Go, Speed Racer, Go!

Go, Speed Racer, Go!

little plastic cylinders filled with goo

Jason used to have one of those little plastic cylinders filled with goo that slowly drips through holes in a cross-section and then you flip it and it oozes back the other way. You know what I mean, right? This thing was like 8 or 10 inches tall and a few inches in diameter, so

Work Sucks

{dvg @ work} I actually just heard someone say, “We need to dot all our Is and cross all our Ts …”

As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable — until I realized it wasn’t a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!
from Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

An Overused Meme?

I am Jack’s overused meme?

Moist Towelettes

{dvg’s desk is assigned to someone else and he is sent to the ‘time-out’ wall in the office} The number of lemon-scented moist towelettes that can accumulate in a man’s desk over the course of two and a third years is absolutely incredible.

Universal Networking Truths

rfc1925: Universal Networking Truths Universal Networking Truths

Virus Issues

… yeah, yeah, yeah … another virus … …man, getting infected with an eMail virus is just, like, so 1999 dude … hell-o … join the now … y’know, sending me cash is the new getting an eMail virus – it’s true … if you hurry it’ll get here in time for my 27th on

I am Jack’s fractured world view.

What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.