Posts tagged “comedy”

Nympholepsy

The proper term is nympholepsy. And not for Swedish furniture, either, pal.

Bumper Sticker Philosophy

I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.

Sex with Dolphins

I am going to quote just one line from this article on how to have sex with dolphins and just let you read the rest: “If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.”

TheBrad Resolves

TheBrad resolves. This post originally appeared at The Dark Ages of Weblogging but then I realized that it doesn’t really belong there. I only put it there because it was short. Brevity isn’t the point of DAOW. My bad.

Seven Deadly Sins Week

Shamalamadingdong! What a FABULOUS IDEA! I can picture it now … Anger Mondays: These would be wonderful! I could just spend all day being royally rotten and mean to everyone! I could ridicule without remorse! I could tease and taunt and bullyrag and vex at will! I could say whatever the hell I wanted and

Download Her

Does wanting to download her make me a bad person? Naaaaah … Does sending me a link to him make TheBrad a bad person? Naaaah …

I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe there would be thousands of other people shrunken down to ant-size, and we would get together and dig tunnels down into the ground and live there But don’t ever call us ‘ants,’ because we hate that.
from Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Mambo Italiano

If you’ve never done it, head over to ha ha, no serious and see if you can win the Postcard of the Week. It’s always a thrill. I got mine today! Included in the .. er .. package .. was a little plastic army man apparently super-glued to a little plastic sheep. There was also

What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.