Posts tagged “comedy”
Bart Simpson is Delightfully Saucy
Chalkboard humor
Nympholepsy
The proper term is nympholepsy. And not for Swedish furniture, either, pal.
Bumper Sticker Philosophy
I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.
This is not your father’s version of The Matrix.
Sex with Dolphins
I am going to quote just one line from this article on how to have sex with dolphins and just let you read the rest: “If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.”
TheBrad Resolves
TheBrad resolves. This post originally appeared at The Dark Ages of Weblogging but then I realized that it doesn’t really belong there. I only put it there because it was short. Brevity isn’t the point of DAOW. My bad.
Seven Deadly Sins Week
Shamalamadingdong! What a FABULOUS IDEA! I can picture it now … Anger Mondays: These would be wonderful! I could just spend all day being royally rotten and mean to everyone! I could ridicule without remorse! I could tease and taunt and bullyrag and vex at will! I could say whatever the hell I wanted and
Download Her
Does wanting to download her make me a bad person? Naaaaah … Does sending me a link to him make TheBrad a bad person? Naaaah …
Mambo Italiano
If you’ve never done it, head over to ha ha, no serious and see if you can win the Postcard of the Week. It’s always a thrill. I got mine today! Included in the .. er .. package .. was a little plastic army man apparently super-glued to a little plastic sheep. There was also