Posts tagged “comedy”

When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, ‘No speaka English.’
from Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

Instant Monkeys

I really can’t stress enough how much I love to get instant monkeys.

I ask for a nipple.

I ask for a nipple. Jason finds me The Nipple Project.

Sorry, Wrong I.M.

Sorry, Wrong I.M. – I am *so* glad I don’t have *this* problem!

The Brad Observes

Observations like this just scream, “Genius! Brilliant! Wonderful!” Granted, I tend to lean towards the melodramatic, so …

Drowning Mona

Drowning Mona is a great movie. Neve Campbell is gorgeous. Jamie Lee Curtis is, I think, a great actress. Will Farrell cracks me up like nobody’s business (in this movie at least). And Danny Devito and Bette Midler are, of course, awesome. If you haven’t seen it, go rent Ruthless People. That’s another great Devito/Midler

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Pasmagilla!

Pasmagilla!

Meme

So have you seen the new meme going around bloggerville? It’s fun! You take your favorite meme, and then you make a meme out of it. What I meme mean to say is, with all the different memes it’s easy to forget how a meme got started. Some memes, obviously, are more fun than other

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Evil Dave

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Instructions

How To Get Out Of A Compromising Situation

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What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.