Posts tagged “comedy”

Bart Simpson Cartoon

Bart Simpson is delightfully saucy.

The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself, “Go ahead and do whatever you want, it’s okay by me.
from Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Planet of the Apes Latex Prosthetic

Ryan is going to have to buy a Planet of the Apes Latex Prosthetic for Halloween this year. I know he will. He can’t resist the call of the monkey … OF DOOM!.

“I couldn’t get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a case of bananas!”
overheard at the AoS this weekend

Cable Tie Fan Page

Cable Tie Fan Page. No. Really. That’s exactly what that page is. I’m not kidding. You can visit. But you are going to find exactly that. A page. For fans. Of cable ties. October 16, 2006 Update: The link http://www.xx.net/cabletiefanpage/ is dead now.

Comic Posts

Fun: Reading posts that make you laugh out loud. Not Fun: Laughing beer out your nose onto your keyboard while reading a post that made you laugh out loud. And, just to keep the meme going: Fun: “Accidentally” mistaking a loose wire for a broken receiver and buying an entire new stereo system so now

“From now on, I will not try to reason with the idiots I encounter. I will dismiss them by waving my paw and saying, ‘Bah.'” Dogbert

Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let’s say you’re an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he’s not Dracula, but you can just say, “Think again, bat man.”
from Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Bart-writing-on-the-chalkboard

My favorite “Bart-writing-on-the-chalkboard”: I will not get very far with this attitude.

On Skydiving

On Skydiving, Why You Don’t Need to State Your Zip Code After All: IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are one of the hundreds of parachuting enthusiasts who bought our “Easy Sky Diving” book, please make the following correction: on page 8, line 7, the words “state zip code” should have read “pull rip cord.” notice appearing

What Is This?

davidgagne.net is the personal weblog of me, David Vincent Gagne. I've been publishing here since 1999, which makes this one of the oldest continuously-updated websites on the Internet.

bartender.live

A few years ago I was trying to determine what cocktails I could make with the alcohol I had at home. I searched the App Store but couldn't find an app that would let me do that, so I built one.

Hemingway

You can read dozens of essays and articles and find hundreds of links to other sites with stories and information about Ernest Hemingway in The Hemingway Collection.