Posts tagged “comedy”
Bart Simpson Cartoon
Bart Simpson is delightfully saucy.
Planet of the Apes Latex Prosthetic
Ryan is going to have to buy a Planet of the Apes Latex Prosthetic for Halloween this year. I know he will. He can’t resist the call of the monkey … OF DOOM!.
Cable Tie Fan Page
Cable Tie Fan Page. No. Really. That’s exactly what that page is. I’m not kidding. You can visit. But you are going to find exactly that. A page. For fans. Of cable ties. October 16, 2006 Update: The link http://www.xx.net/cabletiefanpage/ is dead now.
Comic Posts
Fun: Reading posts that make you laugh out loud. Not Fun: Laughing beer out your nose onto your keyboard while reading a post that made you laugh out loud. And, just to keep the meme going: Fun: “Accidentally” mistaking a loose wire for a broken receiver and buying an entire new stereo system so now
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let’s say you’re an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he’s not Dracula, but you can just say, “Think again, bat man.”
from Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Bart-writing-on-the-chalkboard
My favorite “Bart-writing-on-the-chalkboard”: I will not get very far with this attitude.
On Skydiving
On Skydiving, Why You Don’t Need to State Your Zip Code After All: IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are one of the hundreds of parachuting enthusiasts who bought our “Easy Sky Diving” book, please make the following correction: on page 8, line 7, the words “state zip code” should have read “pull rip cord.” notice appearing