Posts tagged “health”
The Leeches
<sung to the tune of The Love Boat television series> The Leeches! Soon they’ll be sucking out all your blood The leeches They will happily make you lunch … </singing>
mini-camera for surgery
“The small intestine is a tube, so it really doesn’t matter which way the capsule is pointing.”
Headache
Remember when you were in elementary school and if you had a headache you could go to the nurse’s office and sleep for a few hours? How cool was that? Why don’t we have a nurse’s office here? That would be excellent.
Headache
This will be a day long-remembered in the annals of splitting headache history. Oh, turncoat brain! Cease your relentless pounding and let me work! got acetaminophen?