I Meet My Grandmother in Italy October 6th, 2017 @ 11:47 am PDT
A beautiful poem
Flower Urinals October 16th, 2006 @ 3:52 pm PDT
One of the things that has bothered me for some time about the men’s bathroom at my office is that we have no urinals. They are one of the great conveniences of mankind. Toilets are just really sub-par places to urinate. (There’s too much splash and you always try to flush with your foot because, […]
Photograph December 21st, 2001 @ 12:27 am PST
I am testing the Upload File feature in MovableType 1.3 right now. This is one of my dad’s photographs. It’s a geranium in bloom. I thought I specified that it should be in a different directory when I uploaded it. Either I did it incorrectly or there is a bug in MT1.3. I’ll have to […]
The Polyorchid Religious Society August 14th, 2001 @ 1:20 pm PDT
The basis of the Polyorchid Religious Society is the belief in the supremacy of Dasypygal, the highest being of avuncularity. Dasypygal has taught us that we must always desquamate to our fellow people and that we must show special hydatidicity to the animals that coexist on this planet with us.
Fourteen Red Roses July 18th, 2000 @ 11:54 pm PDT
In the interests of apologizing for how simply vile my last post seemed, but rather than retract my statement, I will now post for you, dear reader, the only piece of poetry I ever wrote that I like. In return I ask simply that you admit I am not so mean as to torture you […]
