Posts tagged “work”
Kelly Bakst
Update: My boss visited my cubicle a few minutes ago and said, “I don’t understand. You’re still working. I have not been working all day!”
Kelly Bakst
My boss just walked over to my cubicle and exclaimed, “Everybody works but me!” This is why I enjoy working here. About a half an hour later he was walking through the cubicle farm and yelled, “I’m still not working!”
Groundhog Day
My boss is not at work today. Apparently Groundhog Day is some sort of big holiday for his family. I’m wondering how concerned he’ll be when he returns Monday to discover that one of my coworkers just used his office for personal business. She needed to change a baby’s diaper.
Underwear
About 200 years ago I used to work at a place called InterLink Paging in Gainesville, FL with a woman named Anita. I worked there for years. During the holiday season, Anita would always talk to me about a song called Walking ‘Round in Women’s Underwear sung to the tune of Walking in a Winter
Blogger Breakfast
Monday morning: Java City – one medium coffee (extra milk), one double chocolate chip croissant, one sated blogger.
In Which He Provides a Photo of His Office
An old office photo
office
Here’s a shot of my old office at Regeneration Technologies, Inc. The photo is about a year old. Note the Yield album cover near my monitor. Also note Snoopy!
Funny Stuff I Get in My Inbox – Work
Things You’d Love to Say at Work, But Can’t!
Kramer
<Kramer>I don’t even work here!</Kramer>
San Francisco Bay Blues
Reason #4728 Why It Would Be a Good Idea to Have an Emergency $20 in My Wallet I am dead hungry. I have completely neglected to consume any solid food for over 24 27 hours now. I remember being hungry last night and thinking I should eat something, but it just totally slipped my mind.