Posts tagged “work”
Regeneration Technologies, Inc.
{dvg @ work} There is a woman in my office named Dawn. Dawn is walking around the office eating a raw hot dog, holding it like a popsicle. Dawn is very odd. I should also note that there is a woman in my office named Debbie Dallas. No, I’m not kidding. No one ever believes
little plastic cylinders filled with goo
Jason used to have one of those little plastic cylinders filled with goo that slowly drips through holes in a cross-section and then you flip it and it oozes back the other way. You know what I mean, right? This thing was like 8 or 10 inches tall and a few inches in diameter, so
Work Sucks
{dvg @ work} I actually just heard someone say, “We need to dot all our Is and cross all our Ts …”
Moist Towelettes
{dvg’s desk is assigned to someone else and he is sent to the ‘time-out’ wall in the office} The number of lemon-scented moist towelettes that can accumulate in a man’s desk over the course of two and a third years is absolutely incredible.
slow day
Dreama makes a good point. I’m glad I entertained you on Friday, girl, but I have to ask: What the hell was everyone doing yesterday? I guess everyone else just blogs from the office. [Update: None of you utensils posted anything today either.]
Funny Stuff I Get in My Inbox
I started a collection of the really funny stuff I get in my Inbox.
RTI
I am in the IT Dept. at RTI. Duh. The IT Dept, Facilities, and the HR Dept had lunch together today. HR was thanking us for helping move into their new building. We had one of those team-building sessions after we ate. Everyone wrote a one-word, complimentary description of everyone else on a yellow sticky-note
Manifesto
I’ll take Things That Are Really Funny for $1000, Alex! (Note: only *really* funny if you are employed …) link via BLEAT!
WinAMP at work
On WinAMP at work: yeah let’s just see how jealous she’ll get when I start stalkin’ Alanis Morissettewell my baby’s in love with Eddie Veddershe’s all crazy ’bout that Eddie Vedder (I can’t help it. I love Weird Al …)