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Adventures with Microsoft Support

Wednesday January 27, 2010

My XBox 360 broke near the end of December. I was playing EA Sports NCAA Football 10 at around 3 o’clock in the morning — with the Gators leading 45 – 10 against an unbeaten #2 TCU late in the 3rd quarter of the 2014 BCS Championship Game — when the screen suddenly went [...]

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You Could NOT Care Less

Tuesday January 26, 2010

I can’t stand when people say, “I could care less.”
“I could care less,” is one of those little things that drives me absolutely batshit crazy. If you could care less, it means you care. That’s not what you mean when you say that, is it? What you mean is that you don’t [...]

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Dangerous Mistakes

Monday January 11, 2010

I was blessed — or cursed, I suppose, depending on your point of view — to have my first “real” programming job in the medical field. I wrote software which managed the processing of human tissue (knees, fascia lata, femurs, etc.) for implantation into human patients. I was very young and very stupid at [...]

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AIG Has $182 Billion of Your Money

Tuesday September 22, 2009

Robert Benmosche, new CEO of AIG — which continues to hold $182 billion of the taxpayers’ money, and seems in no hurry to return any — will be paid about $7 million per year. That means typical people, who earn a median $50,000 a year, are being taxed so yet another plutocrat can own an [...]

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Pontiac G5 Rental Car

Tuesday August 18, 2009

So I’m currently driving a Pontiac G5 while the Mercedes is in the shop. I don’t think I can easily explain the many problems I have with this car. It is a very good example, I think, of why the American auto industry is in the toilet.

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Friday Five: Bally’s Encino

Friday April 10, 2009

Things That Currently Suck at the Encino Bally’s Total Fitness

They refuse to post a sign at the front desk alerting members when there is no hot water in the locker room showers, which happens several times each week.
When I joined a year ago there were multiple sets of complete ranges of free-weights. Recently, though, [...]

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Rescue Me on DirecTV FXHD

Tuesday April 7, 2009

Let’s get something straight right now: Denis Leary’s Rescue Me is the best show on television. Heroes is pretty damn good, but since Friday Night Lights jumped the shark and West Wing ended years ago, Rescue Me is the current champ.
A few seasons ago I had some problems getting my DVRs to record [...]

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Elevator Warning

Thursday March 26, 2009

Both elevators in my office include this notice:
SHOULD THE ELEVATOR DOORS FAIL TO OPEN
DO NOT BECOME ALARMED.
THERE IS LITTLE DANGER OF RUNNING OUT OF AIR
OR OF THIS ELEVATOR DROPPING UNCONTROLLABLY.
PLEASE USE BUTTON MARKED “ALARM” OR
TELEPHONE (IF FURNISHED) TO SUMMON AID.

Here are a few of the issues I have with this sign:

If I am not supposed [...]

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The Douche Hat

Tuesday March 24, 2009

The chapeau pictured here has become pathetically popular in Los Angeles lately. For a year or so we referred to it as The K-Fed, but now we just call it The Douche Hat. (This should not be considered a compliment.) Even K-Fed hardly ever is seen in public donning it these days, [...]

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Hacked Checking Account

Monday February 9, 2009

Well, it’s finally happened. After over a decade of using the Internet for 10+ hours/day, someone has attempted to steal my identity. I went to my Washington Mutual online checking account to review my balance this morning and discovered a dozen charges that were most certainly not made by me (or my wife).
Someone [...]

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